Enchant creature (Target a(n) creature as you cast this. This card enters the battlefield attached to that creature.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+6.
We recommend he speaks in the third person.
Whenever he doesn't speak in the third person, he or she sacrifices Some Fat Pants. (If he or she doesn't know what third person is, he or she gets a dictionary.)
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