At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 Vehicles in addition to their other types and gain
flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.),
haste (This creature can attack, and as soon as it comes under your control.), and
crew 1
(Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.).
Whenever chaos ensues, create a
Treasure token
(A Treasure is an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") and a 2/2 white Alien creature token.