Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs less to cast for each Clown you control.)Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
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Pie-roclasm
Sorcery — Adventure
Pie-roclasm deals damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)